If you're an idiot, you ARE v*lid.

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titty

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hmm

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@staff fight me

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[aurovar]

*injecting eggnog into my bloodstream*

WHAT A BRIGHT TIME IT’S THE RIGHT TIME TO ROCK THE NIGHT AWAY JINGLE BELL TIME IS A SWEL

[If you're an idiot, you ARE v*lid.]

[aurovar]

*snorting gingerbread crumbs* JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLIN’, RING TING TINGLING

[If you're an idiot, you ARE v*lid.]

ftw

fy the way

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aurovar asked:

what if cows honked instead of mooing. like a clown honk. you go up to a cow and milk it and it sounds like a 10-tricycle pileup at the Children's Tricycle for Transients Charity Race Extra Bike Horns Required. what if sheep grew noodles instead of wool. i ask these questions and more at my fellow minecraft community and they instantly tell me to fuck off

addahcat answered:

thiS ASk mADe mE InhALe my PEpSi And ChOKe
hoLY SHIT

[If you're an idiot, you ARE v*lid.]

imagine if u.s. cities had mascots that just wandered around doing whatever. you get on the subway and a giant humanoid rat stares back at you and you go through all five stages of grief so fast you unlock a bonus stage so you take a selfie with it and lie down on the floor

[If you're an idiot, you ARE v*lid.]

[methylated-spirit]

I want to Die

[aurovar]